We couldn’t decide which one of us monsters to represent this item so we’re sharing the credit for this. We’re huge fans of old fashioned vampire movies, the ones where vampires were actual bad guys and not preppy high school kids that use facial whitening products. So here’s your chance to be Van Helsing for the night (or preferably day) and repel all of those Twilight mofos. It comes with a mallet, stakes, cross, holy water, garlic salt and more. The equipment is all hand made from quality hardwoods and the bottles are genuine antiques. You can even customise your Vampire Killing Kit for extra special road trips.

